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Previous episodes of The Tesh Files As Kedrosky's Law works toward its inexorable end, decimating the media ecology as we now know it, a violent Tesh backlash will undoubtedly occur: celebrities of all magnitude will grow embittered as the Vanilla Volcano usurps their fame; unable to cope with their Tesh-accelerated obscurity, once-prominent media sluts might even go so far as to attempt an assassination. Word of caution to Tesh: Beware of Quentin Tarentino...

But where some fear disenfranchisement, others see opportunity. Already there are rumours of a Tesh-Microsoft alliance; sources say that Bill Gates is personally courting The King of the Keybored with offers of his own online network, TeshWorld. And Traffic, ever-quick to transform the media trend of the future into today's content, is proud to announce that it will be the first periodical--online or otherwise--to adopt an all-Tesh format. A prototype is now in development.