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As Kedrosky's Law works toward its inexorable end,
decimating the media ecology as we now know it, a
violent Tesh backlash will undoubtedly occur: celebrities of all
magnitude will grow embittered as the Vanilla
Volcano usurps their fame; unable to cope
with their Tesh-accelerated obscurity, once-prominent
media sluts might even go so far as to attempt an assassination.
Word of caution to Tesh: Beware of Quentin
But where some fear disenfranchisement, others see
opportunity. Already there are rumours of a
Tesh-Microsoft alliance; sources say that Bill Gates is
personally courting The King of the Keybored with
offers of his own online network, TeshWorld.
And Traffic, ever-quick to
transform the media trend of the future into
today's content, is proud to announce that it will
be the first periodical--online or otherwise--to
adopt an all-Tesh format. A prototype is
now in development.