There she was, sitting at the end of the bar: Nomi Malone. Earlier, her overtly sexual lap-dancing had caught my eye. But unlike the other denizens populating this second-rate strip joint, I wasn't just interested in her physical attributes. I wanted to see what she had on her mind as well. Unfortunately, the technology of artificial intelligence hasn't come quite as far as the technology of artificial breasts...
Traffic:
I love to walk down the Strip after I've lost lots of money and look at all the lights.Nomi:
Why do you like it?Traffic:
Well, I once read where the amount of energy it takes to light Las Vegas for one year is equal to that which was given off in the Hiroshima blast.Nomi:
Always bet to win...Traffic:
Yes, I suppose that was Truman's philosophy, wasn't it?Nomi:
Well, good.Traffic:
In any case, the comparison makes me think of Las Vegas as some kind of slow-motion apocalypse.Nomi:
Have you ever been to Las Vegas?Traffic:
We're sitting in Las Vegas, aren't we? We're in the Cheetah Club. Or do you mean the "real" Las Vegas? Is there a "real" Las Vegas?Nomi:
Why do you gamble?Traffic:
To prove God loves me.Nomi:
Religion is weird.Traffic:
Well, it gives you something to believe in. And it doesn't cost any money.Nomi:
I have practically no money.Traffic:
When you have no money at all, what will you do?Nomi:
I love money!!Traffic:
You should save yours then. Because pretty soon, you're going to be out of a job.Nomi:
Just because? There's got to be more to it than that, honey.Traffic:
There is. The casinos are investing heavily into virtual reality.Nomi:
Look at these poor guys here, thinking they're going to get it tonight. It's sad.Traffic:
Well, that's my point. In a virtual casino, they will get it. From a computer application that looks and feels just like you. Only the casinos won't have to pay it. And the men won't have to buy it drinks.Nomi:
I don't know very much about computers.Traffic:
You should start learning. Because they're going to make you obsolete.Nomi:
School sucks!!Traffic:
May I ask you one more question, Nomi?Nomi:
Wow, look, I don't have as much time as I thought.Traffic:
Was it hard faking orgasm with Joe Eszterhas staring at you?Nomi:
It was at first, but not anymore.Traffic:
Thank you, Nomi. Good night.